This existential 5-year-old wants time to stop. And who doesn’t relate to this at one time or another in their lives?
this may or may not be my new ringtone
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.
IM LOSING MY SHIT
I lost it when Hans was like “Oh Hans” and Hans was like “I know”
why i love hans so much
Only one he’s gonna be happy withIs thismandoponyi think so…
Yep, that’s me singing to myself. I’m not sure how I feel about having unleashed this upon the internet.
You expect to wake up happy and optimistic because it’s summer right?
But you actually still hate the mornings no matter what.
You think you’ll eat healthy to maintain/obtain your bikini bod.
But then you remember you have no will power.
You also expect to have a fun summer fling.
But who are you kidding?
You think your hair will look like this at the beach.
But then you get home and see yourself in the mirror.
And everyday you go to hang out with your friends ready for activities.
But you actually just end up doing up doing this.
And deep down in your heart you believe that you’ll get to go to at least one cool party on a boat.
But this is as cool as it gets.
And you imagined your summer job being something like this.
But in reality….
And finally by the end of summer you expect to walk back into school and turn heads.
But instead you probably look something like this.