abnels:

hatemarriied:

abnels:

if you are what you eat… are we human? or are we dancers?

…. are you saying that you eat humans and/or dancers

AND IM ON MY KNEES, LOOKING FOR THE ANSWER…

bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

(Source: bitrates, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

jcsef:

me finding out that my 87 year old sugardaddy is in a coma

jcsef:

me finding out that my 87 year old sugardaddy is in a coma

(Source: solloparati, via onlylolgifs)

luginub:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

(Source: vasuki, via lemur-scout)

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via lemur-scout)

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

(via lemur-scout)

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

(via lemur-scout)

thebadddestwolf:

just realized billie piper is the only person who knows what the doctor sounded like when he said ‘i love you’ to rose tyler. 

image

(via ofstormsandwolves)

ollyhooper:

celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

this is how you do it!

(Source: hummelilde)


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