astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via abnels)

creativewordspowerfulideas:

turntechgeneticist69:

sinkingincminor:

omg it’s all so clear now

JUST LET ME AND MY CRACKERS BE.

So, to be clear, my dinner of pizza and Nutella on crackers with my fiance this evening means….

creativewordspowerfulideas:

turntechgeneticist69:

sinkingincminor:

omg it’s all so clear now

JUST LET ME AND MY CRACKERS BE.

So, to be clear, my dinner of pizza and Nutella on crackers with my fiance this evening means….

(Source: petitia, via dryadalis)

Ellen Pompeo about her little daughter, Stella.

(Source: lilygarlands)

bluekook:

InStyle UK July 2014

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jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

(Source: tsuidark, via ruinedchildhood)

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

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prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

(Source: blvckvanilla, via dark-ones-dagger)

6yr:

hearing juicy gossip

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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(Source: sandandglass, via abnels)

andyfluffbutt:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND


Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

andyfluffbutt:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

(via hedwigofthetardis)

tittily:

didyoujustbreaktheinternet:

naughtylittlekittygomeoww:

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

spiders don’t bite???

"spiders don’t bite"

Um…

boy have i got some bad news for you

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