sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

(via geekintheblack)

(Source: ayyosami, via apandemia)

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

ponies-n-things:

I literally had to pause the movie and go outside

if anyone does this to any animal i will light your house ablaze

(Source: disneyyandmore, via hedwigofthetardis)

woodelf68:

victroladoll:

captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet ❤

holy shit

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!

He’s beautiful. So soft and furry and golden. Like the bear version of Aslan. IMMA HUG HIM, OKAY? (You’re very cute too, Piglet!)

woodelf68:

victroladoll:

captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet

holy shit

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!

He’s beautiful. So soft and furry and golden. Like the bear version of Aslan. IMMA HUG HIM, OKAY? (You’re very cute too, Piglet!)

(via prissyhalliwell)

shatterstag:

slaymate:

It’s been over two weeks since mankind failed to vote for “Persephone” as a name for one of Pluto’s moons - my way of coping with the disappointment was drawing Hades’ reaction, obviously.

this is adorable

(Source: dismater, via standbyyourmantis)

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

(Source: amathophilia, via apandemia)

(Source: chaplinoona, via thetxrdis)

exasperatingme:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

nahshaw:

true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

the female mind is a very strange place.

No one’s denying it

(via sarcastic-dogood)

terezi-pie-rope:

sad-wayward-fallen-angel:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

finally

This is disgusting Ill take twelve boxes

terezi-pie-rope:

sad-wayward-fallen-angel:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

finally

This is disgusting Ill take twelve boxes

(via standbyyourmantis)