allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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mandamaysmusings:

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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This is my new favorite post in the history of ever.

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lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

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inksplattersandearlyhours:

"Fred Potter, I actually let your mother name you after the bravest man she knew, instead of making it all about me. Now promise me that you’ll take a picture of McGonagall’s face when she realises the prankster legacy you and James plan to live up to. Awesome. High five.”

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annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

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me: *sick*
me: *goes on laptop*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE LAPTOP IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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rosexdoctor:

barn-animals:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

PLEASE NO

I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THIS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

rosexdoctor:

barn-animals:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

PLEASE NO

I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THIS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

(Source: zerostatereflex, via dryadalis)